Monday, October 20, 2014

oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

Sunday, October 19, 2014

ravenclawssaywhat:

this-is-horrorwood:

hey-how-ya-doing:

oomshi:

do i have a crush on you or am i just lonely

do i like you or do i like that you like me

do I like you or do I like the idea of you

do i want to be in a relationship or do i just want to prove that i’m worthy of one

Do you like me or am I over analyzing everything you’re saying because I like you?

Lonely

Saturday, October 18, 2014

dazzlecort:

prozdvoices:

Anonymous said:

Hey dude I love your dramatic readings. Anyway, can you read the name of every state in America in the most seductive way possible? In alphabetical order please.

what the fuck

Why

Well, OKAY.

Saying the Names of All 50 States in Alphabetical OrderSeductively

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legend.

the-meta:

deductionhunters:

sundisaya:

yolktuba:

polterghast:

yolktuba:

if you can pick something cute up in a game and don’t try to throw it off a ledge you are out of your mind

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RVB FANDOM NO.

RVB FANDOM YES

tastefullyoffensive:

This is what happens when you don’t separate your colors and whites.[via]

How?

tastefullyoffensive:

This is what happens when you don’t separate your colors and whites.

[via]

How?

I’ve been single for over a year now. Not gonna lie it’s been a pretty fucking good year but still… it’s getting kind of lonely.

seitosei:

deniablesmiles:

adamsmasher:

luvsavengedsevenfold:

thegbox:

No, no and no. REBLOG this please, this shouldn’t be allowed and we need to spread the word to everybody about this injustice!
The actual news article: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2726219/Yasmin-Thomas-victim-disgusted-walked-free.html

I’m a feminist, and I agree that this is not right. Yasmin Thomas should receive more time for her actions. I really just want to punch that smug grin off her face!
This might be an issue of classism, though. It appears as if she’s loaded with money, and might be using her wealth in order to get away with her abusive behaviour.
Anyway, here’s to hoping that Ronnie Lee gets better soon.

Part of being a Feminist is agreeing that it’s unfair for a woman to attack a man and have it be okay. Men are allowed to be victims of assault by women. I loathe when people say “oh, you’re a feminist? So you think I can punch a woman?” No, I don’t think anyone should punch anyone obviously. *gets off soapbox*

I agree with the above posters

can we talk about the fact that this is her 18th conviction of assault and she still hasn’t done time what the fuck

seitosei:

deniablesmiles:

adamsmasher:

luvsavengedsevenfold:

thegbox:

No, no and no. REBLOG this please, this shouldn’t be allowed and we need to spread the word to everybody about this injustice!

The actual news article: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2726219/Yasmin-Thomas-victim-disgusted-walked-free.html

I’m a feminist, and I agree that this is not right. Yasmin Thomas should receive more time for her actions. I really just want to punch that smug grin off her face!

This might be an issue of classism, though. It appears as if she’s loaded with money, and might be using her wealth in order to get away with her abusive behaviour.

Anyway, here’s to hoping that Ronnie Lee gets better soon.

Part of being a Feminist is agreeing that it’s unfair for a woman to attack a man and have it be okay. Men are allowed to be victims of assault by women. I loathe when people say “oh, you’re a feminist? So you think I can punch a woman?” No, I don’t think anyone should punch anyone obviously. *gets off soapbox*

I agree with the above posters

can we talk about the fact that this is her 18th conviction of assault and she still hasn’t done time what the fuck

Friday, October 17, 2014

blondeshepard:

Nope

what’s a mage? I don’t know what they are. I’m certain none of them are planning to blow up the chantry. That could never happen ever.

I’m not even supposed to be here today